So how does Death Battle work(in universe)
So in order to analyze Wiz, I need to establish how Death Battle itself works, since many items and abilities used by Wiz/Boomstick originate from the characters they Analyzed in Death Battle episodes.. This is NOT an official explanation btw, this is just my own head canon.
Anyway the Series of Death Battle clearly takes place in the same universe as the web series Red vs Blue. Death Battle is known by people in that universe, during the episode “meta vs Carolina” it’s stated that Wiz and Boomstick are scientists in that universe, and it’s heavily implied that R V B character Sarge is Boomstick’s father.
DB ep 64 1:33 death battle is known in Red vs Blue
DB ep 64 1:50 Wiz and Boomstick are scientists in the world of Red vs Blue
DB ep 64 16:21 Wiz and Boomstick meet sarge and its suggested he’s Boomsticks dad
Boomstick also mentions putting in a “2 weeks notice” at one point. Which correlates with that assumption that Wiz and Boomstick are researchers in the world of Red vs Blue, whose job is probably to research characters and see who would win in a fight.
DB ep 111 11:35 Boomstick mentions a “2 weeks notice”
Anyway in terms of how fights themselves work. It’s shown in Meta vs Carolina, that Wiz and Boomstick legitimately just spy on the characters to gather information on episodes. Which they did to the Red/Blue crew.
DB ep 64 6:56 It’s implied Wiz/Boomstick spied on the RVB crew for the footage in Meta Vs Carolina.
Likewise the fight of Meta vs Carolina is shown to be a simulation of some kind. As the fight itself does not alter R v B continuity, and the characters from that show watch it and react to the results.
DB ep 64 14:44 Meta vs Carolina is shown to be a simulation of some kind.
That said, any character in Death Battle probably does exist for real within DB’s continuity. Wiz and Boomstick likely just peer into alternate realities to study the characters they use on the show. Boomstick is even shown to exist along with other famous characters on DBX.
Batman vs Iron Man Dbx 3:32 Boomstick exists in the same world as other characters
So summarizing this, Wiz and Boomstick spy on characters from other fictional media/timelines/multiverses, then create a simulated fight based on their observations. This also explains why they mention taking notes in many eps, having interns and why the results or numbers for episodes using the same characters can change .
DB ep 37 5:00 Boomstick and Wiz have interns.
DB ep 99 6:28 It’s implied all the notes for the show aren't aren't just taken by Wiz and Boomstick.
That said the simulations do seem to have some element of “realness” to them. As Wiz has mentioned using instruments to track characters while they fight and some characters have broken into the DBX arena while fighting. This is likely due to some reality warping tech, which Wiz mentions he has experience with.
DB ep 43 14:00 Wiz and Boomstick use instruments of some kind to follow the Chuck vs Sega Sanshiro fight.
Vegito vs Gogeta DBX 7:06 Gogeta and Vegito enter the dbx fighting arena.
DB ep 143 10:30 It’s stated Wiz invents reality warping tech for black markets.
So in summary Wiz and Boomstick are scientists in the Red vs Blue universe. They use tech to spy on the “real” counterparts of fictional characters from across the multiverse. Then create a simulation with reality warping tech, which recreates those characters in a Death Battle scenario.This essentially means that any item or weapon they use in the series originating from one of these characters should have the same “potency” as the original, or at least the same potency assumed by Wiz and Boomstick based on the research they performed(and given they can update research, we can just say any items can be upgraded to reflect new information).
Strength
Boomstick lifts an anvil
DB ep 126 9:41 Boomstick lifts an anvil and throws it
https://www.oldworldanvils.com/anvil-dimensions
Weight is probably between 100-500 pounds
Boomstick Nuclear missiles strength
DB ep 110 12:05 Boomstick has made explosions comparable to the ones Mitsuru survived in her ep
Mario 2015 preview 3:24 Boomstick states he has a nuclear warhead
This was 50 kilotons of tnt in her episode
Fa jin strength
DB ep 170 4:50 Boomstick can store up kinetic energy like one of Deku’s quirks
By using the stored energy of Fa Jin with his bursts of One For All at 45%, Deku can use “Faux 100%”, which allows him to match the speed and power of All Might’s 100% without the recoil.
All Might Punches Away Clouds
https://i.imgur.com/lQPCzV4.jpg
4000 miles: 203 px
Japan length: 59 px
203/59
= 3.44067797
4000/3.44067797
= 1162.56158
= 1163 miles
https://i.imgur.com/rmmIzKM.png
Japan length (trailer): 1422 px
Japan length (trailer): 1163 miles
Diameter of space opened by punch: 1163 px
1163/1422
= 0.817862166
1163 x 0.817862166
= 951.173699
= 951 miles
Radius: 951 miles
Cloud height (aka thickness): 40,000 ft
= 7.58 miles
Volume: 7,180,000 mi^3
= 29,927,545,500,000,000 m^3
Density: 1.003 kg/m^3
29,927,545,500,000,000 m^3 x 1.003 kg/m^3
= 30,017,328,100,000,000 kg
Timeframe: about 3 seconds
Distance: 951 miles
Speed: 1,141,200 miles per hour
= 510,162 meters / second
Kinetic energy: 3,906,233,944,940,001,300,000,000,000 joules
= 933,612,320,000,000,000 tons of tnt
= 933.6 petatons of tnt
50% is 466.8 petatons
Endurance
Boomstick survives Widows bite
DB ep 106 5:10 Survives being stung by Widow’s bite. It hits with 30,000 volts.
30,000 volts of electricity
Boomstick survives Scorpion’s poison
DB ep 162 11:14 Wiz has a bottle scorpion demon poison, which can harm the Buddha. Boomstick is sprayed with it and survives.
This could harm both Sun Wukong and Buddha. Lousy confirms it being the real thing was the intention.
Lousy “Yeah, basically. There is some other context to the scorpion poison thing in JTTW, but yeah.”
"“Her trident is really the two claws she was born with, and what causes such agonizing wounds is a sting in her tail called ‘horse-killer poison’. She was originally a scorpion spirit who used to listen to the Buddha preaching the scriptures on the Thunder Monastery. When the Tathagata Buddha saw her and mistakenly tried to push her away with his hand she used her tail to sting him on his left thumb. The Buddha in his pain told one of the vajrapanis to arrest her and she is now here. You will have to ask someone else for help as I too have to keep my distance from her.”"
Speed
Speed force soda
DB ep 132 20:22 The speed force soda allows Boomstick to run to Jupiter and back in seconds
Boomstick’s round trip takes between 20:21 and 20:24
Distance is 714 million km https://www.space.com/how-long-does-it-take-to-get-to-jupiter#:~:text=The%20average%20distance%20between%20Earth,(968%20million%20km)%20away.
In 3 seconds that’s 238000000 km per second
=793.88 sol
99 bottles speed
DB ep 151 5:13 Boomstick gets a stand from the golden arrow, called 99 bottles. It can turn things into beer, which Boomstick does to Wiz. Though he turns him back to normal with Wiz’s invention off screen
Silver Chariot vs Hanged Man
https://mangadex.org/chapter/2605/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnfOK6gEFdY&t=191s
https://i.imgur.com/C4wW4hP.jpg
Distance between Hanged Man and coin: 20 px
Coin diameter: 72 px
Coin diameter: 2 cm (1 rupee)
(20/72) x 20 = 0.56 cm
Silver Chariot head: 150 px
SC head: 26.4 cm (~1/7 height of Polnareff/SC full body)
Silver Chariot swing: 1200 px
Silver Chariot swing: 211.2 cm
211.2/0.56 = 377.142857
Silver Chariot moved at least 377x faster than Hanged Man.
Hanged Man moved at light speed.
Silver Chariot speed: 377c
= 113,064,584,117 m/s
Alternate method
https://i.imgur.com/u6WnuO8.jpg
Silver Chariot head: 200 px
Silver Chariot head: 26.4 cm
26.4/200 = 0.132
Silver Chariot arm: 657 px
657 x 0.132 = 86.7 cm
Silver Chariot sword: 703 px
703 x 0.132 = 92.8 cm
Silver Chariot swing radius: 86.7 + 92.8
= 179.5 cm
https://www.omnicalculator.com/math/arc-length
Assume 270 degree angle (he raises his arm back about 90 degrees then brings it down a full 180 degrees).
Arc length: 845.9 cm
845.9/0.56 = 1511
Silver Chariot speed: 1511c
= 452,986,404,038 m/s
Boomstick drinks “infinite beer”
Steven Universe Preview 3:11 Wiz upgraded Boomsticks minifridge to basically be infinite, but he drank it all
Let’s figure out how fast he would have to drink to match the global consumption of Beer in a day(this is reasonable as he buys 8% of all whisky globally). I’ll essentially find the “length” of the Beer if he drank it as one continuous cylinder. Then find the speed it would be moving at for him to consume it in 24 hours.
https://fomm.amegroups.org/article/view/48869/html
Average opening of mouth is 50 MM (rounding down). That makes the radius 25 MM
Global consumption of beer yearly is 192.1 million kiloliters. That’s 526301.369 KL per day
That’s a volume of 5.26301369e+14 cubic meters.
Finding the length of a cylinder
https://www.omnicalculator.com/math/cylinder-volume
Height is= 268043086183621146 meters
Let’s say in 8 hours.
That’s 3.3505386e+16 meters per hour= 31,044.982 sol
Potentially faster
Character item calcs
Mjolnir speed
DB ep 159 4:04 Boomstick is worthy of Mjolnir
Thors hammer travels the universes
The Hammer traveled all across the 10 Realms - https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Thor-2020/Issue-1?id=165682#2
Thors hammer can fly across all 10 realms in a relatively short time frame. Let’s say 5 minutes since it was sent to aid in a battle, and Thor seemingly calls it back right after. Since all realms are universes and 4 are in one location, that’s 6 universes to cross.
Then the radius of a universe is at list 1 trillion, which means the diameter is about 2 trillion. So that’s 12 trillion light years to cross.
2.4e+12 trillion LY per minute=8.4652205373844e+26 sol
Popeye spinach power
DB ep 155 22:48 Boomstick can summon Popey’s spinach at will
(OG) Episode 184 - Let’s Stalk Spinach (2:13 & 2:29)
Arguably the most important feat (besides a certain two we can’t find). We see the type of power a single can of spinach has back when Popeye first learned to start eating it. The story he tells his nephews is true as the giant shows up at the end of the episode to confirm it. The spinach turns into a spinach stalk that shatters this yellow star. Why is Popeye just as big as it? Why is the spinach as big as it? It’s a cartoon, there’s other feats with size being wildly off in the series, so no use in lamenting in it.
Volume
Diameter of Yellow Star = 1 million km
1 million km / 224.2 px = 4460.30330062 km per px
Thickness = 35682.42640496 km
Ellipsoid 1 = 486173.05976758 x 196253.34522728 x 35682.42640496
= 14,261,031,722,756,473.34 km^3
Ellipsoid 2 = 245316.6815341 x 200713.6485279 x 35682.42640496
= 7,359,477,379,862,858.95 km^3
Triangular Prism 1 = 178412.1320248 x 89206.0660124 x 35682.42640496
= 283,950,837,231,070.125 km^3
Triangular Prism 2 = 178412.1320248 x 151650.31222108 x 35682.42640496
= 482,716,423,292,819.25 km^3
Trapezoidal Prism = 107047.27921488 x 214094.55842976 x 84745.76271178 x 35682.42640496
= 485,555,931,665,130 km^3
Total Volume (accounting 10% Margin Error) = 20,585,459,065,327,516.4985 km^3
Ratio & Energy
523,598,775,598,298,880 km^3 / 20,585,459,065,327,516.4985 km^3
25.4353704x
(so the stalk destroyed about a 4th of the star, rounding down to 25% due to errors)
Yellow Star GBE (like the Sun) = 5.693e41 Joules
Final Energy ( x .25) = 142325000000000000000000000000000000000000 Joules
34,016,491.395793497562 Yottatons of TNT
34.0165 Tenatons of TNT (Small Star Level)
(use the Yottaton figure, ninatons isn’t an actual thing just VS terminology)
Attempt #2
Because Ultraguy relishes in my suffering Ultraguy brought up a good point in that comparing the beanstalk to the star by calories instead of destructive capacity could yield higher. Also, it’s just a more interesting calculation. By comparing a cylinder mass of spinach to the nearest star, Proxima Centauri.
Proxima Centauri, the closest star to our own, is 40,208,000,000,000 km
Assuming 25% of yellow star diameter for the width of the stalk because of above calc = 250,000 km
Volume of a cylinder = 1.97370558461778745e+24 km^3
Mass of stalk = 1.97370558461778745e+24 km^3 * 1.18e+14 g/km3 = 2.32897259e35 kilograms or = 2.32897259e38 grams
6 calories for 30 grams of spinach stalk or 1 calorie per 5 grams of spinach stalk
4.6579452e+37 calories * 1 Calories / 4184 joules = 1.9488843e+41 Joules
46,579,452.68 Yottatons of TNT
46.58 Tenatons of TNT (Small Star Level)
900+ PETATON MY HERO?! Holy crap. That's quite the upgrade. And that feat was done by weakened All-Might. O_O
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