Ultra Death Battle and Screwattack blogs: Spongebob vs Aquaman Q and A

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This is what Spongebob does every GODDAMN DAY!

AP comparison

Run from it. Dread it. Destiny still arrives.

So let’s be generous. We’ll assume Goku can destroy all the universe-microcosms in every single Dragon Ball timeline in his base form(with each individual microcosm being a cosmological structure 13 times larger than our own universe!). That’s 7 timelines with 12 universes, with each of those 12 universes being 13x larger than our own.

Starting with the universes/timelines and microcosm sizes

13 x 12 x 7

Then lets use every multiplier people have ever argued.

X 400

x 5

X 400

X 5

x 50

x 20

X 400

X 5

X 50

X 20

x 1,000,000

That’s 1.7472e+25x universal

Finally, I've mathematically proven Goku can effortlessly destroy the entire Dragon Ball omniverse with 0.00000000000000000000625% of his true power.

In comparison Spongebob unraveling the universe would be beyond baseline universal. This is because while the “real” universe is mostly empty space, Spongebob unravels the universe as a physical string that has weight. So calculating…….

https://www.aqua-calc.com/page/density-table/substance/wool

Density of wool is 1314 kg/m^3

Volume of the universe is 3.57e80 m^3

Mass of the string is 4.69098e83 kg

Obviously the string was moving 10 morbillion times FTL, so KE is unquantifiable, but we can compare its mass to the mass of the universe to get a ratio

https://www.omnicalculator.com/physics/emc2

Mass-energy of the universe is 4e69 joules, so the mass would be 4.45e52 kg

Ratio: 4.69098e83 / 4.45e52 = 1.05415281e31x

That’s roughly 10.5e+30 nonillion universes

600961.538462x more universes than Goku could ever destroy.

Speed comparison

Sub rock level speeds confirmed.

So Goku and Beerus’ shockwave clash is 277,832,643,141,409,504 sol

Now let’s add all of those multipliers

X 400

x 5

X 400

X 5

X 50

X 20

X 2

X 400

X 5

X 50

X 20

x 1,000,000

That’s 4.4453223e+39 sol

But in the episode Spongebob’s speed is 2.4683743044663253e+79 sol, that’s 4.4453223e+33x faster than Goku could ever be.

But what if Goku is faster than time?

FTL speed is a rarity in Dragon Ball.

Spongebob once flipped a krabby patty so fast that it transcended time and disappeared from reality.

This is an immeasurable speed feat. In conclusion Spongebob BREAKS time and REALITY.

But what if Goku uses Hakai?

Don't @ me Toie!

It’s important to note that Goku never really mastered the usage of Hakai. Not to mention Spongebob clearly counters all of its forms of existence erasure(matter, temporal and spiritual).

SpongeBob exists in multiple timelines (a seemingly infinite amount of them) and each SpongeBob is unaltered by their past or future selves. (135a, 12:40)
SpongeBob’s body can act without a soul. (162, 8:10) (88a, 7:16)
SpongeBob was removed via the string that bound together the universe and laughed. (241b, 5:36)
SpongeBob survived being in proximity of a molecular distortion which blew up in his face. (90c, 3:32)

Spongebob’s magic pencil is also much easier to utilize in combat and can also erase things from existence as well. Spongebob has superior EXISTENCE ERASURE HAX TO GOKU.

Arsenal comparison

Seems legit to me.

With his spatula, net, karate gear, magic pencil and rock guitar Spongebob has a clear advantage in arsenal. Goku unfortunately just doesn’t carry that much stuff into battle with him, outside occasionally using the power pole. Granted I know people might not think this comparison is fair. If you give Spongebob’s stuff like the goofy goober(yeah) Guitar it only makes sense to equalize things by giving Goku Senzu beans, the Dragon Balls, a time ring, and the phoenix force. So I’ll account for those as well.

Personally I think Spongebob matches Goku’s extended arsenal via his ability to make “anything” with bubbles. After simply killing Shenron the second he’s summoned and stealing Goku’s Senzu beans with his superior speed, Spongebob would simply create his own bubble version of Shenron. He would then wish for any other weapon or force Goku has into the sun.

Plus given how much of a heavy eater Goku is, he would definitely eat a krabby patty if Spongebob offered one. Goku would probably even eat so many they would go right to his thighs(slowing him down) and THEN HE WOULD EXPLODE!

It’s perfect logic. CHECKMATE.

Abilities comparison

Spongebob MASSIVELY outclasses Goku in terms of abilities. Between his shapeshifting powers, duplicates and bubble clones he has complete control over the battlefield. He can even manipulate structures on a molecular level, allowing him to DURA NEG Goku on contact. Goku’s arsenal is comparatively straightforward and lacks any game changing hax powers outside of Hakai(which is irrelevant). Heck it took Goku like 50 years and multiple martial masters just to learn how to DODGE. Spongebob has him COOKED.

But isn’t Spongebob only inches tall?